Here is how we are going to fix the housing, auto and credit crisis in 4 phases:
1. Phase I – “The Boot”
All of the people that bought houses they couldn’t afford get thrown out and forced somewhere else. Apartments, affordable housing, shelters, or cardboard boxes.
(Note to clowns: Next time you go shopping make sure you check your wallets.)
2. Phase II – “Stimulate This”
The government should take some of that stimulus money, pay GM $10 Billion to create new, energy efficient vehicles, help broker a deal between GM and U-Haul, and than offer free “get outta your house” moving services to those clowns that payed too much for a house. The old and outdated GM vehicles can also be used as new living quarters for the clowns mentioned in Phase I.
3. Phase III – “Affordable Housing – Premium Cardboard boxes”
All of those houses that foreclosed should be absorbed by the government and turned into affordable housing and gradually sold back to people with money, while in the short term, made available as premium, 5-star rated, cardboard boxes.
4. Phase IV – “Green U-Hauls”
Those new energy efficient moving trucks should move all of the people who were booted in Phase I and move them into the affordable housing created in Phase III. (Note to Green U-Hauls: You probably don’t need a lot of space in your trucks because there probably isn’t much to move)
Now look where we are? The homeless have homes, we have energy efficient cars, and I’m not stuck paying the bills for the clowns….
O ya…Wall Street i-Bankers have to drive the Green U-Hauls.
It all works out..
This video is probably the best visual representation I’ve seen of the current credit crisis.
Thanks to Eric at Marketing.fm for making me aware of this video.